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What the (Blank)?: Shelby

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Welcome to the latest edition of What the (Blank)? Just like you did when you were a puppy, we ask our Pawtners some questions about themselves so you can get to know them better. Next up is Shelby…and yes, if they had opposable thumbs, this would be what their handwriting would look like 🙂

Worst “accident” I’ve ever done is…

My mommy and daddy were taking me on my first flight and I was so excited! When they stopped for gas I decided to play a trick on them and lock them out of the car. The fire department had to come and break me out- I thought it was hilarious (mom and dad didn’t). After that, we were in a rush to make our flight and while on the highway I decided to throw up all over my dad. He had to take his shirt off in the car and showed up to the terminal shirtless! My excitement finally got the best of me while we were running through the terminal and I decided to poop in the middle of a crowded airport! Mom and dad were less than impressed. I guess I’m lucky they love me so much.

The definition of perfect playtime is…

When mom and dad make “scary hand monsters” and I get to jump on and off the couch and attack them! (it’s fun you should try it!)

The most mouth-watering thing my human feeds me is…

Gourmet frozen blocks of water (ice cubes). As soon as the freezer opens I’m always right there waiting!

My favorite time of day is…

5:30 a.m. when I have so much energy and I just want to run around and play. I don’t understand why mom and dad just want to lay there with their eyes closed? IT’S PLAY TIME!

The second I hear a squeaker my mind….

Is on high alert! I need to find out where the squeaking is coming from immediately.

If roles were reversed, I’d make my parents…

Watch TV on the floor so I could have the whole couch to myself.

The most underrated part of being a dog is…

I get to sleep ALL DAY- and no one gets mad at me for it! Mom and dad are always coming home and saying how tired they are. I don’t understand why they don’t sleep on the cold wood floor with me all day? They’d feel so much better!

When I was younger, I always wanted…

The ducks at the pond to play with me.

People would be surprised to know that I’m afraid of…

EVERYTHING! If the washing machine or dryer buzzes I run away. If I meet a new person- I hide behind mommy or daddy (until I know they’re nice). If a bird flies too close to me- I run the other direction! Oh- and my own shadow is the most scary!

The best advice I can give to a newborn pup is…

Snuggle with your mom and dad as much as you can ( especially in bed if they let you!) Mom and dad used to let me on the bed but now I am a big girl and they say I take up too much room! Also, use your puppy eyes to get out of anything you may have done wrong! Mommy and daddy can’t resist puppy eyes!

My secret talent is…

Chasing my own tail and spinning around in circles so fast that I knock myself over!

Theoretically, my dating profile bio section would say…

I am a blonde hair, brown eyed girl with the sweetest personality. I love to smile and have fun! I am a little shy at first but I warm up pretty quickly.

One thing I can’t live without…

My pink elephant! It may be old and covered in slobber but I can’t go anywhere without it.

If a dog sport was added to the Olympics, it would be…

The wood floor slide! All you have to do is chase a toy across the room and slide as far as you can! Extra points for falling flat on your face!

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